Rock the Prophets: A Guide to Unconventional Wisdom

Monday Mandates for the Week:

• 1. Wake up every morning, look in the mirror, and say: "I am a prophet."
• 2. Wear a cape to work. It adds a sense of drama.
• 3. Demand that your coworkers address you as 'Your Holiness'.
• 4. Only eat food that has been blessed by a higher power (i.e., a chef).

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